Soooo u wan`t some Character bios, well you`ve come to the right place!

LETS START WITH THE FAMILY

Marge B. Simpson

FULL NAME: Marge Bouvier Simpson
AGE: 34 Years
MOTHER: Jaqueline Bouvier
SISTERS: Patty and Selma Bouvier
HUSBAND: Homer Jay Simpson
CHILDREN: Bart, Lisa and Maggie
CURRENT OCCUPATION: Housewife
FORMER OCCUPATIONS: Police Officer, Employee at The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Owner of the Pretzel Wagon, Substitute Teacher, Real Estate Agent for Red Blazer Realty.
CRIMINAL RECORD: Shoplifted a bottle of Bourbon in the Kwik-e-mart by accident
SHOE SIZE: 13AA
HAIR COLOR: Blue#56
ADMIRERS: Mr. Burns, Artie Ziff, Flash Baylor and Jaques.
FAVORITE FOOD: Potatoes because they`re neat.
FAVORITE SINGER: Tom Jones
DISLIKES/FEARS: One feared flying but overcame that by accepting that her father paved the way for other male flight attendants. Also lead town-wide protest against Itchy & Scratchy when maggie hit Homer in the head with a mallet.
EXTRA INFO: Politically supports Mary Bailey. Was once addicted to Gambling. Has webbed feet and was fired by Mr. Burns when he found out she was married.

Lisa Simpson

FULL NAME: Lisa Marie Simpson
AGE: 8 Years old
OCCUPATION: Grade 2 Student
FAMILY: Parents are Homer & Marge Simpson; has 1 brother(Bart) and 1 sister(Maggie)
HOBBIES: Listening to jazz music, playing the sax, reading, studying, watching Itchy & Scratchy
MENTOR: Bleeding Gums Murphy
PET PEEVES: Bart and his antics, meat and Cruelty to animals.
FAVORITE SAYINGS: "If anyone needs me I`ll be in my room", "Bart, you are a dimwit", "Bart!!!", "Cut it out Bart!"

Milhouse V. Houten

FULL NAME: Milhouse Van Houten
AGE: 10 Years old
OCCUPATION: Was once a night watchman in Bart`s factory
VOICE: Pamela Hayden
PARENTS: Kirk Van Houten & Luanne Van Houten
FAVORITE FOOD: Vaseline on toast
FAVORITE DRINK: Soy milk, real milk could kill him!
PETS: Once had a fish, but Santa`s Little Helper ate it!
FRIENDS: Bart Simpson, Lewis etc
GIRLFRIENDS: Samantha Stankey and Lisa Simpson
ENEMIES: Nelson Muntz, Jimbo Jones, Kearney and Dolph
FAVORITE COMICS: Radioactive Man Comics
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Bonestorm
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Once purchased a Leather Jacket with Bazzoka Joe wrappers
SECRET: His pscyhiatrist report says he`s gay!
MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT: His picture on a milk carton as he was missing
FAMOUS FOR: Playing fallout boy in the unfinished Radioactive Man Movie
CRIMINAL RECORD: Bart once got his face on America`s Most Wanted.
OTHER STUFF: He can cook dinner. He looks like the dud in the mystery date game. He has a B.O. problem. He`s a pathetic ice-hockey goalie. He was crippled by Mr. Burns to inspire a football team. He was flatten at a Spinal Tap concert.

Jimbo Jones

FULL NAME: Jimbo Jones
FIRST APPEARED IN: The Telltale Head
VOICE: Pamela Hayden
SCHOOL: Springfield Elementary
MATES: Nelson Muntz, Kearney & Dolph
PEOPLE HE BULLIES: Milhouse, Ralph, Bart etc
PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM: All the children of Springfield & Principal Skinner
IMPRESSION: Shop-lifter, bad kid in school, hooligan, School Bully
PROUD OF: Being the worst kid in school. Bart wants to be as cool as his gang and hopefully join
WEARS: Other than the black skulled T-shirt and Navy Blue cap, he wears an extension cord as a belt
NORMAL ANTICS: Constant rampage of shop-lifting the Kwik-E-Mart, threatening and bullying other kids of Springfield Elementary although Nelson Muntz often does that. Also likes shop-lifting at the Leftorium (Ned Flander`s shop). Beating up Bart and other kids. Was seen lined up at unemployment agency to get money & aleeps in school
SIGNIFICANT DOINGS: Stole Bumper cars off Duff gardens. Servedas an abusive counselor at Kamp Krusty. Stole from the local discount store, where the security guard Don Brodka works. Forced Ned Flanders to enter Springfield Zoo where he was forced into the vicious monkey`s section.

FULL NAME: Uter Haus
AGE: 10 Years old
DESCRIPTION: German Exchange student at Springfield Elementary. His father is foreman of the Dusldorfe gum works.
ACTIVITIES: Plays Alpine Horn in school band. Member of the Kwik-E-Mart cougars Hockey team and Springfield Wildcats football team.
FAVORITE FOODS: Chocolate, Flavour wax, Marzipan, Joy Joys, Mit, Iodine etc.
SHAMES: Can`t even do one sit-up. Once ate his own Dioramam entry. Was once beaten by Civil war reinactors.

Ralph Wiggum

FULL NAME: Ralph Wiggum
AGE: 8 Years old
PARENTS: Sarah Wiggum and Clancy Wiggum, Police Chief of Springfield
VOICED BY: Nancy Cartwright
OCCUPATION: 2nd Grade student at Springfield Elementary
MARITAL STATUS: Single, but has been known to take a fancy to Lisa
KNOWN PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS: See "Leprechauns" who tell him to burn things!
BEST DAY: When the doctor told him he didn`t have worms
FUTURE SCHOOL: Bovine University
BAD THINGZ: Wets pants, picks nose, eats nasty things, doesn't brush teeth, a little "slow"
FOODS: Seems to like worms and paste
EXTRA INFO: Cats breath, smells like cat food and won diarama contest

NOW FOR SOME POWER PLANT CHARACTERZ!

Mr. M Burns

FULL NAME: Charles Montgomery Burns
VOICED BY: Harry Shearer
AGE: UNKNOWN (Thought to be around 104 though!)
KNOWN DISGUISES: Wavy Gravy; Jimbo Jones; Marge Simpson;Mr Snrub
MARITAL STATUS: Single (Once engaged to Mrs. Bouvier)
RELATIVES: Larry Burns (SON) and Bart Simpson (HEIR)
OCCUPATIONS: Owner of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant; owner of Burns Construction Co.; owner of "Lil" Lisa`s Animal Slurry Plant and inventor of Burns Omni-net.
PLACE OF BIRTH: Springfield
MEMBER OF: The Stonecutters (#29); The Flying Hellfish and Pin Pals
OTHER NOTES: Monty is a mysterious man his age, family and fortune are not known for sure. He chose to leave his family at a very young age, in order to live a millionaire. His greed has affected his personal life making him cold and heartless. His greed is so high that he once tryed to block out the Sun, so he could charge people to use electricity to power lights all day long!

Waylon Smithers

FULL NAME: Waylon J. Smithers
AGE: 45+
SKIN COLOUR: Usually yellow, but in one episode He ACCIDENTLY changed colour to black!
FIRST APPEARANCE: Homer`s Odessey


DUTIES: Answer Burn`s phone, preparing his tax returns, changing his bed pans, doing his exercises, moistening his eyeballs, filing his nails, helping with chewing & swallowing, lying to Congress and some light typing.
BEGAN JOB IN: 1974

THE BIG QUESTION:
IS SMITHERS GAY?

YES, Smithers is a homosexual. When asked in a presentation whether there were any gay characters in The Simpsons, David Silverman said "Smithers and Karl!"

Carl

NAME: Carl
VOICE DONE BY: Hank Azaria (MAINLY) or Harry Shearer
PROFESSION: Homer`s Supervisor at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Sector 7G. Will take over the Power Plant in 2010 (along with Lenny).
SKIN COLOUR: Black
CLOTHING: Depends on whether he`s at work or not.
SOCIAL CONTACTS: Member of The Stonecutters (#14). Share a lot of time with his best mate, Lenny. Considers himself to be an aquintance of Homer. Other aquintances include Moe, Barney, Larry and Sam. Former member of the momentarians.
MARITAL STATUS: Double. He wants to give his Superbowl ring to his wife.
MAINLY USED TO: Ask Homer embarrasing questions or to appear in a crowd.

Lenny

NAME: Lenny
AGE: Lenny looks to be about 35
WEIGHT: Lenny weighs approximately 164 pounds
HEIGHT: Lenny looks to be about 5'11"
APPEARANCE: Lenny is a regular guy that's always wearing a green shirt and suspenders attached to a gray pair of pants. That's classy.
OCCUPATION: Lenny works at the Nuclear Power Plant with Homer and Carl. Nobody is quite sure exactly what Lenny's job is, but it looks like he does a little bit of everything.
BEST FRIENDS: Lenny has one really good friend in Carl. They do everything together. Lenny also likes Homer and Barney, who he gets drunk with at Moes.

FUTURE LIFESTYLE: There have been many future episodes of "The Simpsons", and Lenny gets promoted in his job. Lenny will boss around Homer, with Carl as his right hand man.
STONECUTTER MEMBER#: In the episode with the cult "The Stonecutters", Lenny played an important role. He told Homer about the secret society, despite Carl trying to shut him up, and he was member #12, which was even higher than Mr. Burns. (Carl was #15)
MAINLY USED TO: Lenny plays many different roles in "The Simpsons". Sometimes he is just background in a town scene, or bar scene, and sometimes he is important, like the Stonecutter episode. Lenny is used to present an "average joe" perspective on the doings of Homer and the clan.

Sideshow Bob

REAL NAME: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger
VOICE: Kelsey Grammar
DESCRIPTION: Red Spiked hair, green hula skirt and Red over-sized shoes to house his over-sized feet
ULTIMATE DREAM: Until recently, to kill Bart Simpson
CAREER PINNACLE: A prison production of "Evita"
HOBBY: Ozzing refinement
LICENCE PLATES: RIP BART
DIE BART
BART DOA
IH8 BART
PRISONER NUMBER: 24601 (Said By Selma)
1211 (On his shirt)
THINGS TO DO LIST: Threaten Bart
Do Laundry
Buy Corn Holders
NOTES ON KITCHEN TABLE: DEATH TO BART, DEATH BART DEATH, DIE BART DIE, I KILL YOU SCUM, DIE! DIE! DIE!, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!, YOU`RE DEAD BART, DEATH AWITS YOU DEATH WILL DIE and BART WILL DIE
SIDESHOW BOB`S TATOO`S: "DIE BART, DIE"
Skull & Crossbones on left arm, Bart`s head on a skateboard; "Ouch Man!", LUVE on one hand and Hate (LONG A) on the other

Krusty the Clown

FULL NAME: Herschel Shmoikel Krustofski
OCCUPATION: TV Show Clown
FATHER: Hyman
ALIASES: Krusty the Clown & Rory B. Bellows
PHYSICAL FEATURES: Red nose, curly green hair, large red shoes, slightly overweight
HOMETOWN: Tupelo, Mississippi
PAST JOBS: A Street Mime
MEDICAL HISTORY: Had a near fatal heart attack in 1986, had Triple Bypass Surgery
SECRET SHAME: Once went for plastic surgery but ended up with a boob job.
HELPERS ON THE SHOW: Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Reheem, Sideshow Luke Perry, Corporal Punishment, Tina Ballerina and Mrs. No Means No

Chief Wiggum

FULL NAME: Clancy Wiggum
JOB: Springfield police chief
WIFE: Sarah Wiggum
SON: Ralph Wiggum
LIKES: People that give him bribes
FAVORITE FOODS: Donuts, chili, beer etc..

BAD THINGZ: Takes bribes.
MEMBER OF: The Stonecutters
COACH OF: Mighty Pigs hockey team
EXTRA INFO: Made chili that caused Homer to hallucinate and once spotted a ghost car.

NAME: Lionel Hutz
RESIDENCE: YMCA
BUSINESS: I can`t believe it`s a Law Firm and Springfield Shopping Mall
GIMMICKS TO GET CUSTOMERS: Monkey statuettes, pens that look like cigarettes, the business card that turns into a sponge and his Yellow Page Advertisement
MARITAL STATUS: Was briefly married to Selma
SECRETARY: Della
COMBS HAIR WITH: A fork
OTHER JOBS: Prosecutor [2F02], Court appointed attourney [8F03], Babysitter [1F03], Shoe repair [1F16], Substitute teacher [1F16], Dumpster diving [1F03+2F21], Acting [8F18], Mooching [1F20], Champion Golf Player (Bongo Comic #13), spent last 20 Years trying to solve Rubik`s Cube (Bongo Comic #13) and Real-Estate agent [5F06]

Ned Flanders

NAME: Ned Flanders
AGE: 6O (According to "Viva Ned Flanders")
OCCUPATIONS: Pharmacist, owner of "The Leftorium" a left handed store, the Principal of Springfield Elementary, a marriage Counsellor, running The Junior Campers, volunteer at "The Helper Shelter and the Head of the PTA.
RELATIVES: His wife Maude, his sons Rod and Todd, Grandma Flanders, Jose Flanders and Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
DISLIKES: His parents, the post office and Maude under lining the passages in his Bible.
THINGS HOMER HAS BORROWED OR STOLEN FROM HIM: TV Tray, Camcorder, bathtub, Camp eqipment, weather vane, air conditioner, weed-whacker and Power Sander
OTHER STUFF: Ned Flanders is a God fearing man, that, on the outside, seems almost perfect. Ned is continually annoyed at his next-door neighbour Homer Simpson. Ned had a wife, the Late Maude Flanders and has 2 sons, Rod and Todd. As a child Ned was put into the University of Minnesota Spankolical Protocol, which made him appear extremely nice on the outside, keeping all his anger within. Ned finally snapped after a hurricane destroyed his home. He soon checked himself into the Calmwood Mental Hospital. Here he was cured and became normal, except threatening the townspeople saying he would run over anyone that made him really mad. Later after revealing he was 60 YEARS OLD he ran off to Las Vegas with Homer and accidently got married to his second wife. After getting out of this marriage he went home to his wife and children. Soon after Ned wife, Maude, was brutally killed by a barrage of T-Shirts at Springfield Race Track.

Apu N.

FULL NAME: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
AGE: Unknown
FAMILY: Mother and father who live in India, Manjula who he left when he came to live in and America, they later got married, and his eight babies who he had with Manjula.
OCCUPATION: Clerk of the Kwik E Mart.
EDUCATION: Went to Caltech university in India and
came top of all the graduation students (7 MILLION OF THEM!). Because of this achievement he was sent to study in America and had to leave his family.
Once he was in America he enrolled at Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. He was under the Tutoring of Professor John Frink.
After 9 long years, he completed his Ph.D. thesis. The first punch card Tic-Tac Toe Program. After completing his education, he got his job at the KWIK-E-MART to make some money. When his student visa expired he did not feel right leaving, so he stayed to pay off his student loans. He became an American Citizen in the episode Much Apu About Nothing.

LIFESTYLE: Besides being a Hindu, Apu is also a vegetarian. He has a secret passage behind the freezer door of the Non-Alcoholic Beverages which leads to his vegetarian sanctuary (he watches the Dragon Drive-in-Movies from there as well!).
PROBLEMS FACED: Over the Years Apu had been put through many different problems and adventures. One instance is when he had lost his job because he had sold spoiled and soiled meat. To regain his job he went all the way to India to ask for it back. After failing he returned to Springfield and while visiting his store, he blocked a bullet from hitting his replacement, James Woods. This is just one example of the many problems which occur in the life of a convenience store clerk.

Jasper

NAME: Jasper (Surname not known)Age Is quoted as saying he's older than Grandpa, so at least 70
HEIGHT: According to the mug pic, he's 6 foot, but I don't think so
DISABILITIES: He claims to be blind because of cataracts, needs a walking stick (he has a wooden leg made of pure Spruce and many pills otherwise he turns into a goat (Remember?). Also claims to be deaf, this man has problems...
FAMILY: None as far as I know, his only friend seems to be Abe
JOBS: Moaning non stop! Used to be a successful fifty-five year old career selling recycled dentures door-to-door.
HOBBIES: Watching Mattlock the crime solving grandpa! and arguing with Grandpa
DRESS CODE: Usually a grey cardigan and blue trousers (Pants for you Americans)
STRANGE FACTS: His teeth can pick up radio signals from outer space! (LOOK BELOW)

Moe

FULL NAME: Moe Syzlak
OCCUPATION: Bartender
VOICE: Hank Azaria
DESCRIPTION: Moe has been the Bartender of Moes Tavern in Springfield for all of his life. He enjoys to supply Springfieldians with alcoholic beverages. Moe is single but has had a few affairs which didn't work out. You'd think Moe would be a down and depressed kind of guy but he is happy to have his bar and his friends. Moe has been a part of one crime and had Homer put in jail, but overall he's quite a cool guy.

Khlav Kalash Guy

REAL NAME: Christopher (This is an unusual name for someone speaking such a broken English. In my opinion he was given this name for either he has no legal work permit or the hostess in the pretzel episode [4F08] isn't able to pronounce his real name.)
AGE: Seems to be around 40.
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: Probably a Middle-eastern country. Could also be from Armenia or Aserbaidjan because he sells Khlav Kalash in the Russian part of Springfield [5F17].
VOICE DONE BY: Hank Azaria
APPEARANCE: While his skin became lighter and lighter, his hair was black as well as chestnut brown. He's always simply dressed.
CAREER: Previously worked as a chef for Fleet-a-pita [4F08]. Worked as a Khlav Kalash vendor both in New York [4F22] and in Springfield [5F17]. Also worked as a balloon vendor [5F12].

Cletus

FULL NAME: Slack Jawed Yokel.
ACCENT: Pronounced Southern drawl.
HIS WIFE: Brandine.
FATHER OF: 26 children.
NAMES OF ALL HIS CHILDREN: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Qbert and Phil


There is at least one more child because in an episode after the one where he called all his kids, he said, "Never you mind Brandine! You just go back to birthin' that baby!" They never said his/her name because you never hear from it after that.
PET: Geech (A "Smellhound").
BOWLS FOR: The Stereotypes

Moleman

FULL NAME: Hans Moleman
ALIAS: Ralph Mellish
AGE: 31
VOICE: Dan Castellaneta
OCCUPATION: Driving Trucks, Janitorial Work
HOBBIES: Amatuer Filmaker and Radio Talk Show Host
HANDICAPS: Horrible Vision even with glasses, Body of a frail old man and Alcoholic
SEEN MOST OFTEN: Taking eye tests at the DMV
NUMBER OF DEATHS: 8 at the moment

Duffman

REAL NAME: Larry
JOB: To raise awareness of Duff Beer
VOICED BY: Hank Azaria
HOBBIES: Judging bartending contests
VEHICLE: The Duff Party Mobile
FAVORITE SAYING: "OH YEAH!"
NAME OF EPISODES HE`S APPEARED IN: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (4F22). Originally aired 21/9/1997 and Pygmoelian (BABF12). Originally aired 26/9/1999

Fat Tony

REAL NAME: William "Fat Tony" Williams
VOICE: Joe Mantegna
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Legs, Louie, Don Vittorio DiMaggio and Bart Simpson (Don Bartholomew).
ORGANISATION: The Mafia
EPISODE HE HAS APPEARED IN: Bart the Murderer [8F03]

Itchy & Scratchy

BORN: 1928 (as a team; Itchy created 1919).
DIED: Endlessly.
FIRST CARTOON: "That Happy Cat," featuring only Scratchy; performed poorly.
FIRST SHOW WITH BOTH ITCHY & SCRATCHY: Steamboat Itchy
FIRST WEAPON OF MENACE: (1920) A tommy gun that Itchy uses to repeatedly shoot Scratchy in the knees.
SECOND WEAPON OF MENACE: (1920) A furnace into which Itchy leads Scratchy, closing the door before his body twitches and goes limp.
IDENTITY: Popular, extraordinarily violent, animated TV cat-and-mouse adversaries.
HOME:"The Krusty the Clown Show."
NO. OF TIMES ITCHY HAS KILLED SCRATCHY: Infinite.
NO. OF TIMES SCRATCHY HAS KILLED ITCHY: Zero (almost once).
AMAZING FACT: In spite of it all, they remain the best of friends.
SCRATCHY FACT FILE: Residence: Owns apartment at The Severed Arms
FAVORITE FURNISHING: "Hang in There Baby!" cat poster (also owned by a Marge Simpson pretzel entrepeneur)
AGENT: William Horse, Talent Manager
FAVE NEWSPAPER: The Daily Fishwrap
FAVE BAND: Catallica
ITCHY FACT FILE:
RESIDENCE: Some huge mansion somewhere above World's Largest Cactus Patch (with huge pool and dog butler)
FAVORITE PROPERTY: Cheez-O-Matic 3000 Pro
MOST USEFUL PROPERTY: "Toys" Giant Robot Hounds to chase away Scratchy
HARRY SHEARER: Provides the voice for June's voice for Scratchy.
TRESS MACNEILLE: Provides the voice for June Bellamy, who provides the voices for Itchy and Scratchy, who are really voiced by Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer, respectively.
MATT GROENING: Creator of "The Simpsons," and hence "Itchy & Scratchy."

Disco Stu

NAME: Disco Stu
VOICE: Hank Azaria
HAIRSTYLE: Weird!
ATTITUDE: Arnold Horshack meets Arthur Fonzarelli
REFERS TO HIMSELF: In the third person
FAVORITE MOVIE: Saturday Night Fever
FAVORITE SONGS: *Stayin` Alive by The Bee Gees
*Do the hustle by Van McCoy
*Any way you want it by Journey
*Can`t stop the music by The Village People
BUSINESSES: Disco Stu`s Can`t stop the learnin` Disco Academies & Stu`s Disco

Kodos

NAME: Kodos
RACE: Rigelian
CURRENT LOCATION: In continuous orbit around the Earth
FULL BIOGRAPHY:
REAL NAME: To pronounce it correctly, you would have to pull out your tongue.
HEIGHT: 7 foot tall without helmet thingy, 8 foot with it (not including the spike)
FAVORITE TV PROGAMME:"My Favourite Martian," "Star Trek," and "Geraldo."
PASTIMES: Sneeptoo, the ancient Rigelian art of bowel arrangement; slaking his thirst with human blood; Yahtzee.
SECRET SHAME: Not a very good cook.
TURN-ONS: Finger foods, feather boas, the sensuous feel of fine Corinthian leather.
TURN-OFFS: Ungrateful humans, space dust, Rigelians who push in line.
HOME PLANET: Rigel-4 or Rigel IV
APPEARANCES: 7F04 Treehouse of Horror I, Hungry are the Damned. Kodos and Kang beam the Simpsons aboard their spaceship and begin taking them to Rigel IV. They realise the Simpsons don't trust them so they return them to Earth.
8F02 Treehouse of Horror II, The Monkey's Paw Kodos and Kang realise the Earthlings have destroyed all their weapons making them an easy planet to take over. They are thwarted when the humans fight back with boards with nails in them.
8F11 Radio Bart When the townspeople are digging down beside the well, a spaceship can be seen buried underground with a Rigelian skeleton in it, with only one eye socket.
9F04 Treehouse of Horror III, Dial "Z" for Zombies Kodos and Kang watch from above while the zombies run amok in Springfield
1F04 Treehouse of Horror IV, Terror at 5 1/2 Feet Kodos and Kang laugh at Bart because he is frightened of a creature that does not exist. They stop when they see a gremlin on their spaceship.
2F03 Treehouse of Horror V, Time and Punishment Kodos and Kang laugh at Homer because he is totally unprepared for the effects of time travel. Kodos and Kang then get turned into Mr. Peabody and Sherman
3F04 Treehouse of Horror VI, Attack of the 50ft Eyesores Kodos and Kang try to hitch a ride to Earth Capital on a donut.
3G01 The Springfield Files Kodos appears in the police lineup with Alf, Marvin the Martian, Chewbacca and Gort.
4F02 TreeHouse of Horror VII, Citizen Kang Kodos and Kang try to take over the world by disguising themselves as Bill Clinton and Bob Dole. Kang becomes president and turns the human race into slaves.
5F02 TreeHouse of Horror VIII, The Homega Man The French ICBM zooms past Kodos and Kang's Spaceship on it's way to Springfield. Kang reports it to the Home Planet where two very fat looking Rigelians pretend to write it down and laugh at him.

Gil

NAME:
Gil (His last name is unknown)
AGE:
Somewhere between 40-60
PETS: Frog
HIS VOICE: Hank Azaria
WHO HE IS A PARODY OF: A character in the film: "Glengarry
Glen Ross."



JOBS:
- Coleco Computer Salesman
- Realtor
- Shoe Salesman
- Doorbell Salesman
- Used Car Salesman
- Canyonero Salesman
- Working At The Newspaper
- Working At The Kwik 'E' Mart
- Trying to sell Amway at an AA meeting
FIRST APPEARANCE: 12/07/1997: Reality Bites- Gil was inroduced to the show as a beaten down Realtor
OVERALL STATUS: A poor old man